I came across an old ad for a PC I bought back in ‘97.

What a high-powered beast it was… for £1000 you get a 166Mhz processor, 2GB hard disk and a whopping 32MB of RAM. Whoosh !

My phone has more storage than that !

This came in on email the other day… Fantastic !

24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot: Jack Bauer saves the world with Windows 3.1 and AOL 3.0.

So, what have they forgotten…..

over heard in the office today…. “Piss off Mike, your Jedi mind tricks are shit“.

Made me laugh.

This came in on email the other day. What were Shell thinking…. *shudders*

“And now for something a little bit special. This is an award for Company Song So Awful I Was Positive It Was a Spoof. The outstanding winner in this category is Shell. Its song is called “Growing and Winning

Go on, elf yourself.

A Dog’s Diary

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people’s bed! My favorite!

A Cat’s Diary

Day 183 of my captivity.

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait… It’s only a matter of time.

Anyone for Tennis ?

Ha Ha ! BBC News 24 interview the wrong guy live on TV ! How funny is that ? What a screw up !

Apparently, some guy who showed up for a job interview was mistaken for the editor of Newswireless.net in reception.

The poor candidate was ushered into a TV studio and cross-questioned on the Apple vs Apple trial live on air. Hilarious ! Watch it here !

Bless ‘em !

Ok, so this made me laugh…